I had the “pleasure” tonight of going out to the symphony to hear one of my favorite pieces of music. I’m sad to say, there were quite a few additional parts I wasn’t expecting nor apperciating. In order of most annoying to bearably annoying, here we go for tonight’s list.
Number one. If you have a stuffed up nose, blow it or breathe through your mouth. It’s not that hard to figure out especially when you’re WHISTLING THROUGH YOUR NOSE. To make it worse, if you very intentionally have to sharply inhale through your nose to clear it every few minutes, it should be even more obvious, and that makes you an even more annoying and inconsiderate ass.
Number two. If you need to cough, cough. But if you’re hacking up a lung, then leave for a few moments. Especially if you’re in an ASILE seat, miss aisle-sitting-lung-ejector-lady. You even had a bottle of water on which you loudly screwed and unscrewed the cap during the performance though drinking it apparently did nothing for your cough.
Number three. Don’t talk. That should be obvious.
Number four. Just because I don’t react when you abruptly scoot your fat elbow to the armrest doesn’t give you license to drape your coat halfway on my knee or slide said elbow off the armrest into my seat.
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